New Single - Terry Shears - Free Download

Dear Friends of the Grymoire - apologies for the lack of posting of late - After a busy New Year and Spring, Mr Scott and Mr Shillaker have been tucked away in the bowels of the Grymoire Observatory tinkering about with whatever it is they tinker about with down there, drinking copious amounts of tea and plotting the next installment of their jiggery-pokerous chronicle . The upshot of this occasionally noisy and spider-dislodging industry, which last week involved the vicar having to be summoned at very short notice, is the production of this latest ditty by the chaps; 'Terry Shears'. It charts the sorry rise and fall of Cronkleton's unlucky, bibulous car dealer and late night chip-eater of the same name. How he embarked as a young man full of hope and stinking of Brut 33 in the 1970s, bright eyed and at the cutting edge, and how he ground to a greasy, maudlin halt twenty years later; out of work, palsied, whiskey stinking and rheumy eyed. Anyroad - enough rambling from yours truly right-click here to download your very own copy gratis! Right - off to chivvy the chaps now to prepare for their forthcoming appearance at the prestigious Hollesley Ukulele Festival!

Return to The Bull - 27-04-10 UPDATE

Huzzah! Those infamous nonsense-mongers The Grymoire will be unveiling NEW MATERIAL at The Bull, introducing the audience, for the first time, to Mr Terry Shears, alcoholic car salesman, former nominee for the 1978 Car Salesman of the Year competition (cruelly robbed, but more of that on the night), History Channel buff and raconteur PLUS a spectacularly GORY nursery rhyme for grown ups AS WELL AS the story of a rum cove cruelly exploited by powerful men for possessing an unusually long and jointed toe. As if all this were not excitement and incentive enough, the somewhat delayed but otherwise rather wonderful Grymoire: Curious Worlde EP will be available for sale for a mere £5, yes that's 5 ENGLISH POUNDS - and includes amongst other delicacies that epic, serendipitous anthem 'Lucky Seven'! PHEW!
Therefore, we entreat you, ladies and gentlemen, to make all haste unto The Bull wherein a most capital evening is assured!